delwonk

To grab another person from the back of the head and slam their face on the edge of an object. Like a shelf, table edge, or protruding ledge of some sort.

Person1: "Did you hear about the fight today?"

Person2: "Yeah I heard the Brad delwonked some guy off a bookshelf then a table."

delwonk by Reco Enslava February 20, 2009

Delwonk

Pounding of someone's face off the edge of a large object, such as a table. Usually done forcefully after a long argument regarding significant others and cheating.

Ben: Dude! Did you hear Balbs got delwonked?

Gary: Yeah, what's up with that?

Ben: Well I guess she was cheating on Chris and he found out, so he delwonked her off the table.

Delwonk by Legen February 10, 2009

Delwonk

The act of grabbing a person by the back of the head and slamming their face into a shelf, table edge, or other protruding object.

Person 1: Did you hear about the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard Brad delwonked Mike into the back of a chair.

Delwonk by Ben and Gary's Ice Cream February 20, 2009

dilwonk 

An invented insult word that sounds bad but isn't.

I can't believe my husband has such a dilwonk for a best friend.

dilwonk by Joe & Buzz January 19, 2011

Delonkulous 

So delicious it's ridiculous

I had the most Delonkulous cupcake at Crumbs!

Delonkulous by delonk October 15, 2008

delonka

a bludgining tool used to initiate members into the tribe

made by pinks and brain.

"i will now perform the ritual of my people, DELONKA!! *smacks round head*"

how to make:
get a beany hat and put in a buff. if you do not own a buff a pair of socks works too

delonka by DE TRIBE April 25, 2011

DeLonker 

Of the Lonker clan.

A person with an affinity for hardcore S&M internet porn.

A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.

A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.

A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.

Susie's mom will not let her play with Wayne because he's a DeLonker.

DeLonker by Protip911 September 16, 2016