dilly whomp

equivilent of mushroom stamp/slap.

to leave the print of your penis on a chick's face by whomping your cock on them.

Brian leaves his mark on the ladies after he busts out his big cock and dilly whomps each cheek.

by The BK Broiler December 16, 2008

dilly whomper

something a cowboy or redneck dont know how to describe sumthing

have you seen my dilly whomper!

by remington 4 August 6, 2011

dillywomp

The action of smacking another in the face with one's penis

Susan refused to give me a blowjob, so I gave that bitch a dillywomp. That'll teach her.

by Billy Bumpkin December 28, 2005

dillywhop

The store at which you buy your compraz paraphernalia, ie; bongs, bowls, etc.

'you can get it half price at the dillywhop'

by J Bro Chill February 1, 2009

dillywhopp

smacking a dirty prostitute with your shlong whankie

Dude my dick is sore from dillywhoppin foos!

by mic mobby April 9, 2010

dillywhomper

Much like the celebrated Dilyflopwhomper, but without the flop. A Dillywhomper is a single headed vibrator/dildo.

Richard was scared to death when his girlfriend from Myspace broke out the dillywhomper for HIM to try.

by Brandon Ruth November 19, 2007