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A little boys Penis.

Stop shaking my bike, it is hitting my dilly dink.

dilly dink by Lauren Moller November 8, 2007

Dilly Dink

A males downstairs

Guy:Will you touch my Dilly dink

Girl: Oh, you mean your downstairs

Dilly Dink by Nemo, Dory, Marlin August 16, 2008

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dolly dinkle

Second rate. Espescially, a mediocre dance studio. One that teaches enraptured youngsters in tutus about the proper use of jazz hands.

That is completely dolly dinkle!

dolly dinkle by Tom Hamster June 5, 2007

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Dillydicking

To do something slow.

I wish Bob would make up his mind where he wants to go tonight.. He keeps Dillydicking around

Dillydicking by ezzy4863 March 4, 2011

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Dillynink

Dillynink: (n) a penis on an adult man that is smaller than average yet it’s owner is talented enough with it to satisfy almost any woman.

A positive and/or affectionate description for a smaller than average (mature adult) penis.

Johns little dillynink is amazing. It’s only four inches hard but he made me go limp for an hour.

Dillynink by Rakis June 14, 2018

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dillywinker

A goof ball with smelly toes and long pubes

Jessica is such a dillywinker

dillywinker by T-rection July 27, 2022

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dillyding

A very small dick usually found on males named Preston.

I don't want to close my legs because it will hurt my dillyding.

dillyding by fumbles14 December 9, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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