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Dillynink 

Dillynink: (n) a penis on an adult man that is smaller than average yet it’s owner is talented enough with it to satisfy almost any woman.

A positive and/or affectionate description for a smaller than average (mature adult) penis.
Johns little dillynink is amazing. It’s only four inches hard but he made me go limp for an hour.
Dillynink by Rakis June 14, 2018
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Dillydicking 

I wish Bob would make up his mind where he wants to go tonight.. He keeps Dillydicking around
Dillydicking by ezzy4863 March 4, 2011

dillznick 

noun: a penis
(also dillsnick)
That girl sucked my dillznick
dillznick by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

dillywick 

1. verb; to waste time with pointless activities. (noun dillywicker, one who wastes time with pointless activities.)
2. synonym: dicking around.
ex. where is john?
- He's dillywicking around.
dillywick by The OH Group July 11, 2009

dillywonker

A Kiwi unsuccessfully masquerading as a native Londoner.
Dillywonker: Go Spurs!
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.
dillywonker by Jeff Jack February 26, 2011

dillywinker 

A goof ball with smelly toes and long pubes
Jessica is such a dillywinker
dillywinker by T-rection July 27, 2022

dillywonk 

Sort of like a thingamajig or doodad, but more confusing.
"What is that?"
"Just a little dillywonk I came up with."
dillywonk by tyger9575 February 15, 2015
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