A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.
Sorry about donk dialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.
The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)
You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled
1)A form of digital art, in which you find a base somewhere online, take it into a paint program, then draw and shade clothes on it. Dolling is for women and men alike.
V. Taking hostage of someone's internetproperty and exploiting it for your own intentions. This can be done in a playful manner, or just shaken, not stirred, revenge.
Mom: "If I had a nickerl for every time you boys troller doll'd, I'd had a bucket'd full before you count to three!!!"
Son: "Mom, there's no 'r' in nickel. Ashie started it."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.