triwangular

Excluding gay men and female penis enthusiasts, this is widely considered the worst kind of threesome.
TONY: "ouch that hurts!"
PHIL: "shoot, sorry Tone I was aiming for Kathy"
GREG: "Kathy?....Kath?....wait...turn on the light for a second.......Gosh darn it! We've been going triwangular again."
by benwithacapitalb January 08, 2012
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dildon't

An umbrella term for every dildo in the sex shop, you are frequenting, that is bigger than your own penis.
CUSTOMER: "Excuse me sir, my girlfriend and I are after one of your finest dildos, but all we see is a wall full of dildon't s."

CLERK: "Terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?"
by benwithacapitalb January 07, 2012
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