dilberted 

When something happens to you in a work setting that's straight out of the comic strip "Dilbert," which is about a highly dysfunctional office environment.

- Man, Purchasing yelled at me today for using paper requisition forms and when I tried using the electronic ones, Accounting yelled at me. Then my boss yelled at me because I should have known that we've stopped using both paper and electronic requisition forms, except that Bob told me the boss said the opposite yesterday.

- Dude, you just got dilberted.

dilberted by educand March 7, 2007

Dilbert

(n) 1. the main character in the comic strip of the same name, created by Scott Adams, depicting an empolyee who works in a cubicle for a clueless boss at a large company
2. any real-life office employee who embodies some characteristics of the Dilbert character
3. a loser

See also: Dilbertesque

The young Dilbert tried in vain to sell his boss on the new technology, but his boss told him to shut up and consider himself lucky he even HAS a Coleco.

Dilbert by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

Dilbert Special 

The ancient art of cock-blocking yourself. This can be anything from what you say, to what you do around a female you are interested in. Basically, any self-sabotage that will take you from getting a girl, to getting nothing.

Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.

While trying for a threesome: 'There's a way we can all win here' - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special

Dilbert Special by The Avengerer October 4, 2010

Dilbertesque 

(adj) resembling an office environment like the one depicted in Dilbert strips, used esp. of managment trends or specific situations that have been mocked in the strips

I knew it was going to be a long day when I discovered the office printer had been moved into my already-cramped cubicle. This wouldn't have been so bad, except that my coworkers seemed to think it was now my job to deliver them the documents they were sending to the printer, but when my boss asked me to bring him the printed copy of the email I had just sent to him from my desk, it was downright Dilbertesque.

Dilbertesque by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

dilbertron 

dilberttron is a person with an IQ equal to einstein and is also really strong and muscular, he is friends with farter mc carter and co-CEO ofBomben inc.

dilbertron will tron you out of existance if you dare cross lines with the gangnam gang, of which he is the founder and one of three CEOS.

damn dilbertron is really cool with his rage bomben

dilbertron by tron himself 583 May 10, 2020

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD 

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

Dilbert Gibbs 

A reference to White House "Press" Secretary Robert Gibbs' indistinguishable resemblance to the pathetic loser cartoon character "Dilbert"...

Dilbert Gibbs was out bullshitting the press corp with more manufactured answers to preselected questions asked by members of the Progressieve Media's "Elite" Propaganda Wing...

Dilbert Gibbs by Jared L. Ohlinger July 1, 2009