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dilapidated hypomnesia
A state of memory somewhere between absolutely nothing and very very little something. Not the best place to be. You rather be at absolutely nothing were one has many more options instead of suffering from dilapidated hypomnesia in which you are in an almost limbo moronic state that allows you to be functional but to the very minimum of once capabilities...this is not an illness. this is an unfortunate gradual choice.
As he pressed the buttons of his (all purpose) remote for the 1,000,000 time while sitting on his 20 year old sofa and watch the same re-rans again and again with no care or purpose other than to kill the same time he has been killing for the last millennium, it was evident to all of us this was another tragic case of dilapidated hypomnesia.
dilapidated hypomnesia by babyz7z7 October 11, 2011
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dilapidated
dilapidated by Anonymous October 30, 2003
Dilapidated
adj.
1.decayed, deteriorated, or fallen into partial ruin especially through neglect or misuse.
2.describes any female who easy to have sexual intercourse with.
1.decayed, deteriorated, or fallen into partial ruin especially through neglect or misuse.
2.describes any female who easy to have sexual intercourse with.
"My dealer lives in a dilapidated old hosue"
"ew you hooked up with carissa??! That bitch's pussy is dilapidated"
"ew you hooked up with carissa??! That bitch's pussy is dilapidated"
Dilapidated by dilapidatedpussy March 31, 2009
Dilapidated Pussy
Dilapidated Pussy by FuckedInTheAss420 May 17, 2021
diladdict
A person who frequently goes to the Emergency Room, often by ambulance, for some sort of “emergency” and requests Dilaudid. They also frequently claim to be allergic to most, if not all other pain medications. Bonus points for dancing around the name by try’s to be covert by saying “I don’t know the name, but last time they tried something, maybe started with a D”
Hey Doc, your favorite Diladdict just arrived in bed 6. “What emergency brought them in today?” Oh she’s complaining of knee pain, but EMS said she wanted to walk down the entire flight of stairs from her apartment.
diladdict by EMS taxi driver March 23, 2020
dilapidater
A man or woman who exaggerates their assets and lies about their age on internet dating sites. When you meet them in person they are actually much older and far more rundown.
Friend 1: How was your blind date with that guy last night?
Friend 2: It was a nightmare, he said he was 34 but he was actually 49 and I am pretty sure he was wearing a hairpiece.
Friend 1: He sounds like a dilapidater.
Friend 2: It was a nightmare, he said he was 34 but he was actually 49 and I am pretty sure he was wearing a hairpiece.
Friend 1: He sounds like a dilapidater.
dilapidater by Free Ranger June 3, 2007
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