digfio

A dwarf that hates Chinese mushrooms and their mums are fat

That lad is a digfio

by If u like xhrbjzns April 21, 2018

Digiorno shits

Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.

I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.

by Pdog85 November 10, 2017

digiorno porno

When a couple begins intercourse over a large Digiorno pizza, covering themselves in all the ingredients that are used on the pizza, and after the male or female climaxes, they spread their semen nicely on the pizza and they enjoy it to themselves for a nice, romantic dinner.

Frank: "Hey dude, me and my wife Cassidy finally did a Digiorno Porno together, and it was so goddamn beautiful."

Cassidy: "My husband and I did something called a Digiorno Porno last night, and it wasn't that bad to say the least."

by philipino descent October 3, 2017

Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

Waking up to a blow job, but secretly just wanting a pizza.

She fellatio’d me as the Sun rose over the hilltops, but man was I hungry. Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

by TFCB January 1, 2021

Paul DiGiovanni

a.k.a. Poolie
towering man who plays lead guitar for Boys Like Girls in a scrumtrulescent way. this man's smile is high-voltaged. beware.
electrocutingly gorgeous.
born on January 19, 1988.

Girl 1: Holy shit! What happened? I'm calling an ambulance...
Girl 2: Paul DiGiovanni smiled at me...

by harrietluvsiker January 4, 2008

DiGiorno

A brand of somewhat cheap frozen pizza owned by Nestlé, marketed as Delissio in Canada. While their slogan "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno!" is intended to imply a pizza comparable to delivery, the actual product tends to have thick, squishy crust, a ton of sauce, and small amounts of cheese and toppings that tend to slide off during cooking and eating (probably due to the extreme amount of sauce).

DiGiorno is also known for selling pizza and appetizer combinations like "Pizza and Cookies" and "Pizza and Wyngz."

Well, we can go to Wal-Mart and get some DiGiorno's.

by StormDewleaf June 14, 2011

Captain Digiorno

A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.

We got really wasted last night and we were really hungry, captain digiorno came to the rescue.

by Sargeant Sweatpants August 6, 2009