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diddly shit 

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A generic, and very vague way to answer a question with a great lack of enthusiasm. Commonly used after one has completed a task and is devastatingly bored, hence currently doing absolutely nothing or diddly shit.
Slim Johnson: "Hey Dick what have you been up to lately?"
Richard Head: "Well Slim... as of lately... diddly shit."
diddly shit by Tight Chambers June 19, 2013
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diddly shit • daddy shit • Daddy Shitpost • Jack diddly shit • On Some Daddy shit • DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND • ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy • big poopie dick shit daddy • National Shit On Chad Daddy Day • you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

daddy shit 

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When an alpha male performs an alpha move.
Bro after I mounted that lil Legiana BITCH, she fell down and I proceeded to clap dem cheecks, daddy shit!
daddy shit by daddyofshit January 16, 2020
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Jack diddly shit 

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Means "Absolutely nothing"
He was doing Jack diddly shit
Jack diddly shit by AlchemicBlue April 28, 2025
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On Some Daddy shit 

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Overall daddy shit, alpha mannerisms, gigachad energy
"ay bro thanks for paying for my food and taking me out to eat. You on some daddy shit"
"you got a big ass head!!, On some daddy shit" -Bryan Solano
On Some Daddy shit by Kyro564 August 5, 2022
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DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND 

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When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.
Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
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ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy 

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when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate

Steve: why what happened?

Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.

Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.