diddy shit
Relating to diddy and/or his allegations
diddy shit by Nothingnesss November 20, 2024
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diddly shit
A generic, and very vague way to answer a question with a great lack of enthusiasm. Commonly used after one has completed a task and is devastatingly bored, hence currently doing absolutely nothing or diddly shit.
Slim Johnson: "Hey Dick what have you been up to lately?"
Richard Head: "Well Slim... as of lately... diddly shit."
Richard Head: "Well Slim... as of lately... diddly shit."
diddly shit by Tight Chambers June 19, 2013
daddy shit
When an alpha male performs an alpha move.
Bro after I mounted that lil Legiana BITCH, she fell down and I proceeded to clap dem cheecks, daddy shit!
daddy shit by daddyofshit January 16, 2020
On Some Daddy shit
"ay bro thanks for paying for my food and taking me out to eat. You on some daddy shit"
"you got a big ass head!!, On some daddy shit" -Bryan Solano
"you got a big ass head!!, On some daddy shit" -Bryan Solano
On Some Daddy shit by Kyro564 August 5, 2022
DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND
Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”
“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”
“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020
ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy
when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate
Steve: why what happened?
Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.
Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.
Steve: why what happened?
Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.
Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.
ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy by Bendyman123 June 16, 2011
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