Dictators

The tators hanging below your dic.

Investigator: Sir, are you aware that for the past 7 months your wife has been meeting in secret with a pair of notorious dictators?

Dictators by Turttlemugger March 21, 2010

the dictators 

The first punk band releasing their first album in 1974. (Ramones in 76) Some may xconsider them glam rock but they are way more punk.

Manuel: "Who was the first punk band"

emo loser: "Green Day or SUm41"

Manuel: "WRONG!!!! DICTATORS BABY!!!!"

the dictators by Tony Ramone July 28, 2005

Jewish dictators 

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.

The Jewish dictators are coming for us.

Jewish dictators by Zeus! October 2, 2021

Dating Dictator 

An individual who cannot get their own dating in order, so instead they attempt to dictate to others who, if, how and why those others date in order to feel relevant.

A dating Dictator often tends to sit on dating related videos on YouTube, attempting to dictate to people they will never meet how to date..

"you should be a man and ask out this person, take her here, buy her this specific gift, and buy her dinner" - dating dictator

Dating Dictator by Based Fiend July 4, 2022

theocratic dictatorship 

A government which is ruled by the combination of religious institution and dictatorial ruler(s).

In 2015, Saudi Arabia is an example of a theocratic dictatorship.

theocratic dictatorship by Evercraft October 9, 2015

dictator turtle 

The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.

An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.

dictator turtle by Testudo1 November 7, 2013

fart dictatorship 

someone utilizing farts to control a social situation.

James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).

fart dictatorship by thebertananators June 7, 2011