Dickworm 

The little residual bit of semen that comes out of your urethra into the toilet when you take a piss after cumming.

I totally banged that chick and then I watched the dickworm dance around in the toilet after I fucked her.

Dickworm by fiercealien August 2, 2019

dickworm 

Dickworm can be defined as a parasitic infection that grows on the shaft of a mans penis. It is often greenish yellow to complete yellow in colour and can itch or burn on contact. Dickworm often takes form in small spots or one single large spotted infection.

Dickworm is primarily caused by improper Asian blowjob technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog)

There are two treatment techniques for dickworm:

A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely

B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. This will almost always destroy the infection.

"Oh my god, that guys cock has dickworm!"

"I pulled it out, and he had fuckin dickworm!"

"I got head from that fuckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst BJ ever..I busted in her right eye and the next day I see symptoms of fuckin dickworm, not again!"

dickworm by Jim Blackness December 28, 2005

DICKWORM 

can be used to mean basically anything you want to describe (good/bad/ugly/stupid/mean/lucky/awesome)Background:rambled out of my mouth one fine day in the 4th grade...now im a freshman at college and use of the word in notheren VA is more popular than ever

That wombat was such a dickworm!!
Thats SO dickworm!!

DICKWORM by Merrill Chanel May 14, 2004

Dickworm 

From penile worms, a medical condition that means exactly what it sounds like,
used to mean douche as in, a person

Why are you being such a dickworm?

Dickworm by Krystal Iceborn August 24, 2017

A whole dickworth 

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.

"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"

A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

DickWarmer 

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

DickWarmer by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dickwarming 

The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.

“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night”

dickwarming by Nicaddictlol December 6, 2020