dickwort 

Similar to a dickhead, but more repulsive; Often used to describe a person in authority who is generally a terrible human being. Common dickworts are trigger happy cops who think all blacks are drug dealers; or unhappy, bad teachers who cite you as late for not being seated right as the bell rings. However, a dickwort can also be snotty little brother, or a fellow employee who smells and lies behind your back.

Did you see Jeb Bush on TV last night? What a dickwort.

dickwort by smurfshoe July 1, 2015

A whole dickworth 

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.

"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"

A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

Duckworth 

A symbol of serious hidden depression at schools. When someone is very fucking depressed on the inside, but on the outside are to damn kind and smiles a lot. Everyone likes them for literally no damn reason except for how funny they are. So when someone has a very kind friend that is semi-depressed, nickname them Duckworth!

"You little Duckworth!"

Duckworth by rcsamDuckworth May 3, 2019

Duckworthism Disease 

The Duckworthism Disease is defined as a condition found in people who are prone to whining, a full out cry baby, or a tantrum in it's most extreme form. Also known as a
Duckworthy attack or Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth

Shannon Duckworth: Why do you all say such mean things about me? I am leaving now and I am never returning ever again!

Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.

Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.

Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean people, I'm never returning, you lot are an evil bunch! I'm outta here!

Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease

Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster shot yet

Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an evil bunch, I am leaving now!

Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave

Shannon Duckworth: I mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!

Duckworthism Disease by Higzy Teflon June 15, 2009

Duckworth 

the greatest song of all time, written by Kendrick Lamar Duckworth.

‘this song is fire, what’s it called?’ ‘Duckworth.’

Duckworth by anonymous June 2, 2023

Paul Duckworth 

A really awesome person who has a facade. He acts tough and rocker, but is actually a really sweet and down to earth guy. He's the best friend a person could have, until he gets really mad and stops talking to you completely. Then ignores you. And you miss him so much and hate yourself for whatever you did.

"My boyfriend broke up with me, but who needs him when I have Paul Duckworth"

Paul Duckworth by ocav January 26, 2009

Dickworthy 

It is the noun version of a person making a "dick" move. It is used when a person does an ignorant and/or diry action. Someone who is indeed worthy of dick, but in the bad way.

Wow...that was really dickworthy.

Giving someone a balltap is pretty dickworthy.

Dickworthy by OnTheFritz13 June 27, 2009