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dickwod
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A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting
ejaculate
. The dickwod acts as a barrier between
the penis
and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during
masturbation
.
I need a new dickwod -
this one
is
almost
saturated
!
dickwod
by
davard
August 16, 2004
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