dickwod
a dickwod is an annoying person
"STFU dickwod"
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dickwod
A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.
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A whole dickworth
"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"
"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"
"A whole dickworth!"
"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"
A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017
Inbred Dickwad
Inbred Dickwad by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020
Dickroderie
When several dudes come together to get their friend laid by leaving him the last man standing at the bar with a girl.
Bro we full on ditched mike and Jenn at the bar, he better have gotten laid. That was some awesome Dickroderie.
Dickroderie by True Dicktective July 8, 2015
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