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a dickwod is an annoying person
"STFU dickwod"
dickwod by Dickwod May 7, 2003
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A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.
I need a new dickwod - this one is almost saturated!
dickwod by davard August 16, 2004
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Someone who is a dick and also dumb
Man, your a dickwod
Dickwod by MyGameIsLagging November 22, 2018
dickwodis to be a stuped ass
when messing around and no one finds it funny ie a dickwod
dickwod by man-utd February 4, 2010

A whole dickworth 

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.
"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"
A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

Inbred Dickwad 

The horrendously offensive insult screamed at you by the cops in GTA Online
Inbred Dickwad by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020

Dickroderie 

When several dudes come together to get their friend laid by leaving him the last man standing at the bar with a girl.
Bro we full on ditched mike and Jenn at the bar, he better have gotten laid. That was some awesome Dickroderie.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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