dickwod

a dickwod is an annoying person

"STFU dickwod"

by Dickwod May 7, 2003

dickwod

A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.

I need a new dickwod - this one is almost saturated!

by davard August 16, 2004

Dickwod

Someone who is a dick and also dumb

Man, your a dickwod

by MyGameIsLagging November 22, 2018

dickwod

dickwodis to be a stuped ass

when messing around and no one finds it funny ie a dickwod

by man-utd February 4, 2010

A whole dickworth

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.

"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"

by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

Inbred Dickwad

The horrendously offensive insult screamed at you by the cops in GTA Online

"Inbred dickwad"

by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020

Dickroderie

When several dudes come together to get their friend laid by leaving him the last man standing at the bar with a girl.

Bro we full on ditched mike and Jenn at the bar, he better have gotten laid. That was some awesome Dickroderie.

by True Dicktective July 8, 2015