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1. to be completely parallel and against or upon a flat surface
2. to be fully immersed with oneself into and onto another
3. to be overly intoxicated and unconscious while laying face first on one’s stomach
“Man! Chesterfield drank so much last night he ended up dickflush in the front yard this morning.”

“Girl, you know I’m about to be dickflush inside you real soon.”

“He unzipped his pants and with a slop atop the tabletop - there indeed he was, smiling all dickflush”
dickflush by amicusknox August 11, 2023

st. Dickolus

When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick
Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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st. Dickolus by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022

dickulous 

(adj.) 1. When a male is being an ass hole. 2. When a male's genitalia is extremely large.
1. Wow, my boyfriend is being dickulous because he flipped out at me for nothing. 2. Omg, that shlong is dickulous.
dickulous by CarrieBear13 December 15, 2012

what the dickulous? 

1. what in the world mixed with ridiculous.
2. what? that is riculous!
3. I can't believe my eyes that was redick!
4. the PG way to say what the !@#$ (you fill in the blank with your favorite 4 letter word)
dood1: hey bro dog.. why were you so late?

dood2: I my car was stolen!

dood1: what the dickulous?!? bro don't you live in like a gated community? AND who would want YOUR car?
what the dickulous? by k_u October 9, 2008

Dickulous 

To put the dicktisity with the audacity of the situation.
That was mad dickulous

Dicklusional 

delusional over dick. /obsessed or craving to get fucked
“she won’t stop bragging her bf’s dick. she’s dicklusional.”
Dicklusional by UnfortunatelyUnknown December 14, 2024
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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