dickulus

A term used to define a big hairy dick.

Go suck a dickulus.

by The Beany Guy April 11, 2017

dickflush

1. to be completely parallel and against or upon a flat surface
2. to be fully immersed with oneself into and onto another
3. to be overly intoxicated and unconscious while laying face first on one’s stomach

“Man! Chesterfield drank so much last night he ended up dickflush in the front yard this morning.”

“Girl, you know I’m about to be dickflush inside you real soon.”

“He unzipped his pants and with a slop atop the tabletop - there indeed he was, smiling all dickflush”

by amicusknox August 11, 2023

st. Dickolus

When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick

Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022

dickulous

(adj.) 1. When a male is being an ass hole. 2. When a male's genitalia is extremely large.

1. Wow, my boyfriend is being dickulous because he flipped out at me for nothing. 2. Omg, that shlong is dickulous.

by CarrieBear13 December 15, 2012

what the dickulous?

1. what in the world mixed with ridiculous.
2. what? that is riculous!
3. I can't believe my eyes that was redick!
4. the PG way to say what the !@#$ (you fill in the blank with your favorite 4 letter word)

dood1: hey bro dog.. why were you so late?

dood2: I my car was stolen!

dood1: what the dickulous?!? bro don't you live in like a gated community? AND who would want YOUR car?

by k_u October 9, 2008

Dickulous

To put the dicktisity with the audacity of the situation.

That was mad dickulous

by Who am I? I'm chinese. Bye March 4, 2009

Dicklusional

delusional over dick. /obsessed or craving to get fucked

“she won’t stop bragging her bf’s dick. she’s dicklusional.”

by UnfortunatelyUnknown December 14, 2024