Dickturd

A person who is a prickish asshole!

Stop being such a "dickturd!"

by Juniper76 May 15, 2016

Dickturd

After having anal sex, when a penis becomes plugged with feces, and subsequently "poops" the feces out either during ejaculation or while urinating. Dickturds look similar to hamster turds, and are usually layered in a fashion similar to the buildup of dough in a straw after pressing the straw in the dough multiple times. Dickturds are commonly associated urinary tract infections.

Chaz had to poop, but he didn't tell Trit. So, after banging Chaz in the ass, Trit trit left a dickturd in Chaz's ass when he came. Trit got a urinary tract infection the next day.

by KanadaJayhawk August 28, 2013

dickturd

a dick turd is when dicks are in your turds. you turd out dicks.

Deriks turds had dicks in them, they were dickturds. lol

by the_Obamanator February 6, 2015

Dicktude

Someone with the attitude of a dick.

Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.

Ray has such a dicktude today.

Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.

Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.

by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009

dicktardation

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.

How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010

dicktard

A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.

Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.

by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003

Dicktard

Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"

Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.

by Dark Dreamer January 15, 2014