dicktitties

The action in which one rubs their Titties on one mans penis.

That girl dicktitties guys for free.

by Darketh October 27, 2014

Diatitties

Someone who such large tits, so large its become a disease.

*Girl comes home from doctors*
Mother: Honey what's wrong?!? Your boobs look inflamed!
Girl: I've been diagnosed

Mother: With what?
Girl: Diatitties

by I O Dine August 28, 2014

Dick titties

Dick titties are your goddamn balls.

This nigga had some saggy ass dick titties.

by Wahwahweewahh February 6, 2017

Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack

Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?

by Kase Von D September 29, 2012

Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.

Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there

by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019

dictittieship

a country controlled by all the titties

I dream of living in a dictittieship.

by targelitties February 24, 2020

dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.

Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties

by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011