disturbating
your really disturbating me
disturbating by apples219 June 3, 2019
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Disturbating
When a person finds something disturbing and masturbates to it, regardless of any moral dilemma or the surreality to the thing in question.
Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."
Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."
Guy 1: Dude, I found this fucked up website that posts some gnarly-ass gore vids, it made me wanna hurl but the chicks were kinda hot so I kinda went ham last night and now I'm out of tissues, lotion and ketchup.
Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Disturbating by HoschoXoko August 25, 2021
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Disturbing B
B yes You Ugly as just like your Dad, You deserve have no friend
B : Mommy Daddy ( oh is my Fantasy Dreaming )
B : Why My GF leave me , because im a Ow Ow
i see, sorry continue eat u dog Canned
B : Mommy Daddy ( oh is my Fantasy Dreaming )
B : Why My GF leave me , because im a Ow Ow
i see, sorry continue eat u dog Canned
Disturbing B by Whoarereallycare September 1, 2023
disturbation
The act of disturbing someone to the point where you might as well be doing what the word sounds like in front of them.
disturbation by Anderem August 4, 2007
dicksturbating
dicksturbating by D Flawless April 3, 2019
disturbing
a word that mixes sick and ridiculous. A reaction to something that is so unbelievable it is considered not normal and therefore on a lesser tone then disgusting
disturbing by Jessimieke November 25, 2005
fisturbating
To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.
"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."
Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"
Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"
fisturbating by Under Training May 11, 2008
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