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dicksplosion 

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.
As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.
dicksplosion by CoolBeansDude August 12, 2008

dicksplosion 

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.
As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.
dicksplosion by CoolBeansMan August 8, 2008

Ducksplosion 

When during a juggy time session the duck(or dick) explodes heavily all over the place
Damn that was a huge ducksplosion .you haven’t done that all week have you??
Ducksplosion by bcutty December 13, 2021

dicksploring 

When a lady is on the prowl with no specific target.
Megan: Hey are you going to hook up with Chad tonight?
Ashley: You know, I'm not really sure... Maybe we should go Dicksploring!
dicksploring by lessthanexperienced January 27, 2016

dickspulsion 

When you try to go pee but your dick explodes
Mom, I had a Dickspulsion in the bathroom!
dickspulsion by Singadopals October 31, 2020

dickspulsion 

When you try to go pee but your dick explodes
Mom, I had a Dickspulsion in the bathroom!
dickspulsion by Singadopals October 31, 2020
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