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What-the-Fucksplosion 

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.
What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.

dicksplosion 

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.
As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.
dicksplosion by CoolBeansDude August 12, 2008

Fucksplosion 

A) Originally: The desecration/dismemberment of Big Daddy in Bioshock via a or multiple explosions.

B) To detail ones mass of ejacultion.
A) Seth: "Waaah, Nice Fucksplosion"!

Josh: why thank you, those proximity mines do deliver quite an arse kicking"

B) Seth delivered an almighty Fucksplosion over his partners chest.
Fucksplosion by James William Walker September 22, 2007

dicksplosion 

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.
As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.
dicksplosion by CoolBeansMan August 8, 2008

dubsplosion

its when the bass drops so hard that the speakers explode
dude, have you heard, skrillex just set the record for biggest dubsplosion
dubsplosion by coffee black May 30, 2014

Fucksplosion 

A massive fucking explosion of pure destruction, often times worse than a nuke.
Mr badass walked into a room of gang members and caused a fucksplosion
Fucksplosion by g.uav.av September 28, 2018