The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.
What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.
When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.
As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.
When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.
As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).