dick rate

The rate of which your dick becomes soft ;D

Or, your sorry ass asks a female to rate your 2 inch dick, then call her a whore cause she doesn't like the dick of a 3 year old. sorry ;)

I asked that hot girl for a dick rate, she asked if i took a pic of a grain of rice

by BigDickJohns December 10, 2016

dick rate

the cost of doing business.

My advice: get freaky, save real dick for real women

My dick rate is 200 an hour, honey

by bossman212121 August 26, 2021

Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 17, 2023