dickpaint 

paint guys use to paint their dicks so that they're mate will find them more attractive when they have sex

Girl: You lied to me! You told me you stopped painting it...
Boy: What did you expect, baby? We met at a Dickpaint

store!

dickpaint by 69isthemagicnumber December 13, 2010

Dickplant 

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.

James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!

Dickplant by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

Dickymint

A snivelling weaselly person with a dick so small, it can actually fit inside a polo mint.

Yuk look at that horrible naked old man he’s got a dickymint.

Dickymint by dokic January 2, 2023

Dickpictation

/dik/pik/tāSH(Ə)n/
noun

a strong belief that a penis is larger, due to previously seen photo. Ex. Cathy's high dickpictations were unrealistic.

"Girl he must've photo shopped that shit, cuz he definitely did not match my dickpictations."

Dickpictation by Superflygoldchain January 11, 2017

dickpit

The spot where the bottom of the shaft meets the balls. It's like the armpit of the dick.

That kick hit him right in the dickpit.

dickpit by dickpit January 10, 2008

Dickpants McDaniels 

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.

Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!

Dickpants McDaniels by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008

dickbait 

1. one who attracts homosexuals.

Get the fuck off dude, i'm trying to pick up a chick and you're dickbait.

dickbait by Crazedjoker January 24, 2007