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urban-dicking it up 

when you have nothing to do and waste a long time of your life browsing the words on urban dictionary .com
Hey what are you guys doing?

Urban-dicking it up.

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urban-dicking it up by Womjeff April 13, 2011

Ducking up the finish

Celebrating before actually crossing the finish line/goal line; resulting in an embarrassing loss or inability to score on what should be an easy score.
Man, the University of Oregon keeps ducking up the finish. Did you see that University of Oregon runner start celebrating before he crossed the finish line. He ended up losing to another runner because he was celebrating before he had actually won the race.

docking up 

A awesome sexual position. Two men, preferably one with an uncut penis, join penises and use the foreskin to give each other hand jobs
I was docking up with bruce last night. It was awesome.
docking up by Brinson Taylor December 5, 2007

Dickin up 

When a guy who's less than a 5 gets a girl on the rebound who's higher than a 7. He's said to be dickin up.
Man, Jeff got him a hottie he's really dickin up!
Dickin up by BgH76 June 14, 2016

upper decking 

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl
Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.
upper decking by Jay December 26, 2003

Upper Decking 

giving John Barrowman a blowjob on a transatlantic flight
"In the middle of the night ... on a 747 on the upper deck" (hence the term "upper decking")
Upper Decking by qwapos September 7, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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