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Dirt-dickin 

To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.

Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.

Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
Dirt-dickin by knastymf November 6, 2014

Dirty Dickin

When a man sleeping with dirty women who have toonie sized nipples uses a plunger to plung out her asshole and sticks it in her to give her pink eye
Last night I was dirty dickin some scallywag, finally got to use my new plunger
Dirty Dickin by Dirty dick Jim October 4, 2017

Dirty dickin

When a man sleeping with multiple dirty women uses a plunger to plung out their assholes and sticks the plunger in their face's to gI've them pink eye
Hey man, I was dirty dickin last night, finally got to use my new plunger!
Dirty dickin by Dirty dick Jim October 5, 2017

dirty dickin' 

When a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period.
I don't think they had sex unless he was dirty dickin' cause she has her period.
dirty dickin' by nn April 22, 2004

Dirty Dickin

(1) When your girlfriend, spouse or significant other is unfaithful and proceeds to sleep with other individuals

(2) Performing various acts of sodomy
“Let me tell you why you trippin, your girls been dirty dickin.”

“ Yo let’s ride this ATV together. Damn dude that’s dirty dickin”
Dirty Dickin by Tzanchan October 20, 2017

Dirty Deckie 

The act of going down on a women with a zyn firmly placed in the upper deck
Last night I took Monica home and gave her the dirty deckie
Dirty Deckie by aloha&honeys March 1, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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