Dickhurt
The state of being "dickhurt" is defined by a combination of butthurt and being a douche, or in other words full of yourself.
Dickhurt by italianstallion1234 May 26, 2012
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dickhurt
the state of having metaphorically fucked someone or something so much that it hurts but you get pissed off at them like they caused the pain. There is usually a power asymmetry involved. See Also: persecutory delusions.
She got so dickhurt about her maid quitting on her after spitting on them for not getting the floor clean enough.
dickhurt by Neologically March 6, 2019
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dickhurt
(adj.) when a person with a penis feels or shows negative emotions after a comment is made about his penis, directly or indirectly. He will usually take offense, even to general statements, and will respond with anger and/or by personally attacking the person who made the comments.
The Instagram follower got dickhurt and cussed me out when I said men over 40 can’t keep up, sexually, with women in their prime.
dickhurt by Btwitsjennifer June 4, 2018
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Dickhurt by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 30, 2018
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Madame Dickherts by Hamburger Plant June 1, 2009
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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