dickhurt

the state of having metaphorically fucked someone or something so much that it hurts but you get pissed off at them like they caused the pain. There is usually a power asymmetry involved. See Also: persecutory delusions.
She got so dickhurt about her maid quitting on her after spitting on them for not getting the floor clean enough.
by Neologically March 06, 2019
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dickhurt

(adj.) when a person with a penis feels or shows negative emotions after a comment is made about his penis, directly or indirectly. He will usually take offense, even to general statements, and will respond with anger and/or by personally attacking the person who made the comments.
The Instagram follower got dickhurt and cussed me out when I said men over 40 can’t keep up, sexually, with women in their prime.
by Btwitsjennifer May 09, 2018
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The state of being "dickhurt" is defined by a combination of butthurt and being a douche, or in other words full of yourself.
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I clearly didn’t want to buy but he kept giving me the dickhurt anyway.
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Dickhurt

When your friend stresses you out.
"Emma, stop threatening suicide. You're giving me Dickhurt"
by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 30, 2018
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