Dickhurt 

The state of being "dickhurt" is defined by a combination of butthurt and being a douche, or in other words full of yourself.

"Why are you so dickhurt Stephen?

Dickhurt by italianstallion1234 May 26, 2012

dickhurt 

the state of having metaphorically fucked someone or something so much that it hurts but you get pissed off at them like they caused the pain. There is usually a power asymmetry involved. See Also: persecutory delusions.

She got so dickhurt about her maid quitting on her after spitting on them for not getting the floor clean enough.

dickhurt by Neologically March 6, 2019

dickhurt 

(adj.) when a person with a penis feels or shows negative emotions after a comment is made about his penis, directly or indirectly. He will usually take offense, even to general statements, and will respond with anger and/or by personally attacking the person who made the comments.

The Instagram follower got dickhurt and cussed me out when I said men over 40 can’t keep up, sexually, with women in their prime.

dickhurt by Btwitsjennifer June 4, 2018

Dickhurt 

When your friend stresses you out.

"Emma, stop threatening suicide. You're giving me Dickhurt"

Dickhurt by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 30, 2018

Dickhurt 

Using high pressure sales techniques

I clearly didn’t want to buy but he kept giving me the dickhurt anyway.

Dickhurt by GSMCEO February 8, 2023

Dickhudt 

The metaphorical act of putting something on the shelf

Let's Dickhudt that for a moment

Dickhudt by Evcaleb July 9, 2009

Madame Dickherts 

A fake name intended to sound like "My Damn dick hurts!"

Very funny.

Person 1: What's your name?

Person 2: Madame Dickherts

Person 1: What?

Madame Dickherts by Hamburger Plant June 1, 2009