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dickflop 

Noun. An insult that suggests someone is weak or unreliable by comparing them to a flaccid or floppy penis.
Jimmy: I can't make it out tonight mate, I've got a film night planned.
Mitch: You're such a dickflop dude.
dickflop by Raptor Creatures November 18, 2009
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dickopede 

an insect with 100 dicks
dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.
dickopede by ken power September 5, 2007

Dicktopping

Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.

(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)
Billy was late for school because he was busy dicktopping.
Dicktopping by the404 March 24, 2009
a Clever trick to get someone to ask you "what's a dick for?"
Where You can then add your own punchline.
"Stacey, your such a dickfore.

"what's a dickfore??"

"What a tongue isn't for", "Making You Feel Good" ect.
Dickfore by Triiforceboi January 11, 2009

Dickophobia 

The fear of dicks, often brought on by negative interaction with male genitalia or trauma.
Dude, get your thing away from my face, I've got dickophobia!
Dickophobia by Boluptuous June 9, 2009

Dicklopediac 

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.
Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.
Dicklopediac by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008