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short dicked it 

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash
Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it

Dirked it up 

Leaving the bathroom in an uninhabitable state based on smell.
I can't believe he just Dirked it up... the bathroom smells like he must have had some bad milk at breakfast.
Dirked it up by ceedree April 5, 2011
Lol I saw you earlier, u almost decked it
decked it by Lolkjhgfdsa123 March 2, 2014

hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool 

Some drunk who always thinks he’s Connor

Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight
A example of a unsuccessful night is when you say “hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool”

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026