dick-turd 

One who acts dickish and like a shit. Useful combinations to shorten sentences.

You're pissing me off, you gnarly dick-turd.

dick-turd by non dick-turd May 17, 2006

Dick-Turd 

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).

That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd

Dick-Turd by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022

Dick Turd

When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.

"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"

Dick Turd by Socratic Sarcasshole March 2, 2015

Dick Turd

A black man's penis or a white man's penis after anal sex.

I fucked Jamal lastnight and he had the biggest dick turd I have ever taken!!!

Dick Turd by Mr. Rain October 26, 2010

dick turd

a cigerette that has had its tabacco pinched or squeazed out and replaced with marijuana in order for user to inconspicuously get high in public places. inspired by the stupid british term for a cigerette: a fag.

i knew i was gonna want to get fucked up at the baseball game, so i made a couple dick turds so i wouldn't get caught. let's just say it was a grand slam nigggaaaaa.

dick turd by steven gilman May 1, 2005

Dick turd

A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter

Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?

Dick turd by Stepdad May 10, 2018

Dick Turd

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a real Dick Turd….

Dick Turd by Heywood J’ablowme March 29, 2023