3 definitions by Socratic Sarcasshole

When the most illiterate bitch in class offers to read a full chapter knowing goddamn well they're reading level is far below average.
Classhole- "T-T-T-The...okay...t-t-t-the buh-buh-bunny sai-"

Smartass- "Who the fuck let this classhole attempt to read? Somebody please drag Floyd Mayweather away!"
by Socratic Sarcasshole September 4, 2014
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When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.
"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"
by Socratic Sarcasshole March 3, 2015
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Of or relating multiple phallic parts of the body; can be used to describe a someone, something, or a situation.
"Richard is such a dick"
"His family comes from a penail background"

"Oh my god! Go into the boys locker room!"
"i cant im gay"
"i am too there are so many different varieties of penai in there."

During the orgy the woman exclaimed, "I want you to stick you're penai in me and eat mini wheats from my pussy while you close of all holes in my body vanquishing any possibilities to grasp air within my longs while i'm tied down 50 Shades of Grey Style!"
by Socratic Sarcasshole February 26, 2015
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