dick and chips

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips

Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups

by skankpuss September 5, 2020

dick chips

dikchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.

Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!

by Kipui December 8, 2006

Dick Chips

The unwashed crusties that flake off the tip of the penis .

Jordan took off his pants and his dick chips we're flying evergwhere!!

by Pilkja April 24, 2017

dick chips

chips rubbed on someones dick/vag deliberately as a trap. see mall rats.

man that guy reached in and ate the dickchips (dick chips)!!

by E-nig January 28, 2016

dick chips

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I just ate those dick chips right out of Christian's pants.

by Galen-- May 5, 2006

dick chips

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I jsut ate those dick chips right out of christian's pants

by fdhjaffa April 24, 2006

get your dick outta' my chips

A way to tell someone that they are being nosy, or are getting in your business and bothering you.

Bob was at work on his widget machine and Larry started bothering him by asking him questions about how he was doing his job. Bob responded,"Hey man, get your dick outta' my chips!"

by Hans Mantis April 8, 2008