dick-along

some guy who just tags along or goes with what ever you say just to get in your pants. He is dependent on you, but once it gets boring he'll hop over to someone else's bed or pants (whatever you prefer). A dick-along is also what an envious boy or girl says when they are jealous of somebody's so called loyal boyfriend.

Max: Wow John is whipped.
Fred: Nah, he's just Amy's dick-along.

Ally: Did you ever meet Jessie's new boyfriend?
Jane: Oh' you mean Kevin?
Ally: Yea isn't he sweet?
Jane: *scoffs* no he's just a dick-along (she's thinking he really belongs with her).

dick-along by ccP@iG3xox ya know January 15, 2009

Dickalingus 

Playing the skin flute like a pro

Performing fellatio like its a language of love

Polite way of saying blowjob

Opposite of Cunnilingus

Jessica does dickalingus like a second language

Dickalingus by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

dickalingus 

Blowjob Cock Sucking Headjob

Jessica knows dickalingus its like a second language

dickalingus by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

dickalogna 

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour long meeting today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!

dickalogna by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017

dicklong stroke 

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.

While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.

dicklong stroke by sloth dick September 2, 2015

dickalogna 

/dikˈlōnē/
noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else
verb - to pontificate and do useful
adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time
exclamation - used alone or as a noun the or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour meetings today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!

dickalogna by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017

dickalogna 

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun the or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour meetings today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!

dickalogna by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017