Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.
Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday
My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday
My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
by Oldnelly June 9, 2018
1.The dick of the turtle animal.
2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.
2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.
by fgkiller February 17, 2010
Game played by males in which they whip out their cock in front a snapping turtle. They must taut the turtle with their dick and try to make him walk 4 feet, slowing backing up so the turtle will follow. If you make the turtle walk 4 feet you win, if the turtle gets your dick you lose. Winner gets to keep your dick. You can only lose once.
Male 1: You down for a game of Dick Chicken later
Male 2: I can't, I played Dick Turtle yesterday and lost.
Male 2: I can't, I played Dick Turtle yesterday and lost.
by Oldnelly May 26, 2018
by jackwagonjoe November 14, 2020
your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell
(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
by paulie March 4, 2004
The act of getting to scared, that one's dick goes back into the body, the way a turtle's head hides in it's shell.
by Johnny Ock August 13, 2008
What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.
by Daren August 18, 2003