6 definitions by Johnny Ock
Someone who is so stupid, or who seems to get more idiotic every day that you swear they pick out parts of their brain every time they pick their nose.
How can that booger brain not remember what I told her 5 seconds ago? She must have picked out part of her frontal lobe from her damn nose this time.
by Johnny Ock November 6, 2006
The act of getting to scared, that one's dick goes back into the body, the way a turtle's head hides in it's shell.
by Johnny Ock August 13, 2008
This is when a man has his dick in a woman's mouth and then pulls up his ball sack over one of her eyes. Easier done when she is lying down and is approached from the side of her face.
For a second there, she actually thought she went blind in one eye when she got the Greek Eye Patch.
by Johnny Ock September 30, 2006
by Johnny Ock September 30, 2006
Aka - the kid's grandparent's house, free babysitting, (even though you should really be paying them). They want to enjoy their retirement that they worked so hard for and planned for a long time, but now, they can't.
I know we have had a whole year to make other arrangements, but we can just bring the kids to the anti-retirement home everyday. I know they are retired, but It's free and I don't trust anyone else.
by Johnny Ock June 26, 2016
This is when you stand someone upside down on their head and shoulders right before they have to shit, urinate in their butthole, then kick them in the stomach so hard that they shit with a volcanic-like explosion.
That jerk learned who was boss after I kicked the shit out of him and he tasted his own Muddy Volcano.
by Johnny Ock October 20, 2006