Definitions by Daren

tina daren 

The perfect couple in the 🌎

Tina Daren means that we are the perfect couple

tina daren by Daren October 30, 2019

wad

an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to as semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.

"Man, I just blew my wad in my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin awesome"

wad by Daren January 6, 2004

Load 

an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.

"Man, I just blew my load my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin great."

Load by Daren January 4, 2004

turtle dick 

What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.

Oh my god! I have turtle dick.

The water is so cold I got turtle dick

turtle dick by Daren August 18, 2003