by Paulie April 22, 2003

your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell
(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
by paulie March 04, 2004

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by paulie March 12, 2004

the only mother fuckers who can smoke: WHENEVER, WHEREEVER, WHATEVER, WITH WHOEVER, HOWEVER THEY MOTHER FUCKING WANT TOO
by paulie March 04, 2004
