dick tuck 

When a man has to take a shit, he must first tuck the dick behind the toilet seat to avoid pissing all over the bathroom floor.

Man, I had to piss and shit so bad, lucky for that dick tuck or there would've been a lot of cleaning to do.

dick tuck by uknowmeJO January 18, 2010

tuck your dick 

1. Something said to discourage unnecessary boasting about masculinity/macho-ness

2. Instructing one to shut-up/calm the fuck down

Girl: Hey, what's up?
Boy: Just blasted 100 reps of 50kg chest presses. Warm-up done!
Girl: Tuck your dick, fool.

Girl: OMG INSTAGRAM GOT A NEW UPDATE AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT FILTERS TO USE TO MAKE MY SELFIES LOOK HOT??!!?!
Boy: Bitch, tuck your dick.

tuck your dick by Abzatron June 16, 2014

tuck your dick 

This phrase is used when someone is being overly arrogant or cocky and you want them to stop.

Bill: I was at the gym pumping some iron, and this noob came over, and I could bench-press about 50kg more that him. What a loser, I am the man.

Richard: Tuck your dick Bill. you twat.

tuck your dick by RichardTucker June 16, 2014

dick tucked 

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......

dick tucked by valkimiko September 14, 2007

dick tucker 

When one person is being or acting like a pussy. To the point that you can't call them a pussy anymore. So they tuck there dick under and act like they are Bufflo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs.

Jason: "Dude what is wrong with Mikey?"
Ty: "Who fuckin knows. He has been a dick tucker all day"

Ty: "Have you seen Trey today?"
Jason: "Nope! Mother fucker has been a dick tucker all week."

dick tucker by TheWhiteTyrone June 20, 2011

dicktuck 

1 - n. the literal act of tucking ones penis back between their legs to resemble a female crotch.

2 - n. A person who engages in this activity whether voluntarily or by reflex. Used in a derogatory fashion to indicate somebody who is a coward, i.e. they are so scared that their penis retracts into their body. To pull a dicktuck would be to act like a braggart, claiming you are going to perform an action (typically a fight) and then backing out at the last minute. To back down from a shocking claim in a dishonourable manner.

Related to 'pussying out', although the dicktuck infers that the tuck-ee was acting like a big man or asshole prior to the cowardly withdrawl

Guy at the bar said he was gonna kick my ass when I left, but he pulled a dicktuck when he saw me stand up

I see you edited your post after you were getting pwn3d. Nice dicktuck, Charlie.

dicktuck by Alger Hiss March 29, 2007

dicktucker 

One who tucks his dick or crank back up between his legs, sometimes taping it to his butt, to give the impression that he is actually a she.

I swear the woman I came into contact with on facebook was actually a dicktucker . Had to be a dude the way she or he talked. Next I won't friend him or her so soon.

dicktucker by Jungle Outsider December 11, 2010