dick tour

After a bad break up or other event a girl sleeps with as many men as possible. Like a tour of duty it can last any amount of time. Friends usually won't hear from the person on dick tour but will most likely hear tales from the battle field that is known as dick tour.

"She just caught her bf cheating with her best friend. She's on dick tour for at least the 3 to 6 weeks, so many dicks.

dick tour by LissaLee July 22, 2015

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tour dick

guys who go on tour with bands, get alot of poon, but aren't even really in a band themselves.

oh my gawd, that guy trevor has some serious tour dick.

tour dick by toejam graham May 18, 2009

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Tour de Dick

when you've spent all day masturbating to the point where it takes you 14 hours to cum once.

suzie: hey where's mike?
max: in the bathroom. he's on his 9th stage of his Tour de Dick!
suzie: haha! he's like the Lance Armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he's been in there all day!

Tour de Dick by Penthias September 16, 2009

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Dick Tourist

Adventurous female whom goes from town to town 'doing the deed' with multiple men, often contracting one or more STD's as a souvenir for home.

I hooked up with a bitch last night, but I had an odd feeling she was another Dick Tourist.

Dick Tourist by Bnerdlatin December 23, 2010

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dick tourniquet

When you have an unwanted erection so you put it in your waistband and tighten your belt.

Damn I got a hard on at my mother in laws so I had to fashion a dick tourniquet.

dick tourniquet by The real McChicken May 7, 2019

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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