Tour de Dick

when you've spent all day masturbating to the point where it takes you 14 hours to cum once.

suzie: hey where's mike?
max: in the bathroom. he's on his 9th stage of his Tour de Dick!
suzie: haha! he's like the Lance Armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he's been in there all day!

by Penthias September 16, 2009