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dick tofu

When Kitty is intoxicated and unable to say fuck you properly and auto correct keeps changing dick tofu to fuck you
Kitty: " Clark you are being a asswhipe dick tofu"
by Darth Leona July 21, 2016
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Tofu Dick

A male that is a vegetarian.
Hey that girl over there had sex with Mike and PJ just because they are vegetarians, she must really like that tofu dick.
by KieferC October 17, 2012
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