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Dick to ass

when at an event that is very crowed, you are forced to stand in an extremely tight configuration. Ususally seen at large gatherings of males.
That concert last night was dick to ass. Even my Dick couldn't breath. So many people
by chest pubes pete October 7, 2011
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dick to ass

linda:man jeff realy dick to assed me last night
her mom: isn't that the cats name
by joe is a cutie February 1, 2020
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dick to ass ratio

The ratio between the length of one's dick and the length between the scrotum and the anal region (presumably the anal opening).
That guy's dick to ass ratio is at least 13:7.
by FistingJamboree August 13, 2017
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ridin' ass to dick

A derogatory term for when two men ride on a motorcycle together referring to where the motorcyclist's posterior is relative to the passenger's penis.
Yo! Look at Chuck and Gary ridin' ass to dick on Gary's Vespa!

My Buell broke down again, so I had to ride ass to dick on Mark's Ducati.
by Prilldonious May 30, 2007
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Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!
(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!
by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008
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"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
by eda-skip October 15, 2021
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