dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018

Thumb DIck

A word used to describe a man who is endowed with a short and stubby penis with the dimensions of the average sized human thumb.

Fuck you, thumb dick! You are hung like an infant!

by Cballznhoney June 26, 2008

dick thumbs

When someone has massively large thumbs example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

by Lowenbrau2013 July 14, 2015

Dick thimble

A particularly small sexually desirable woman.

Seriously, Salma Hayek is only like five-foot-two or something . . . total dick thimble.

by Parhelion August 26, 2008

dick thump

The act of a bitch/ whore/ slut inserting a dick into her mouth and susequently thumping it with her tongue and/ or tongue ring.

Brian got his dick thumped in the club's bathroom last night.

by RichardMcScradit February 11, 2014

thummy dick

While it may seem the phrase just swapped letters from “dummy thick” a thummy dick refers to a penis as the shape of the thumb. A fat penis.

Wow! Jerry’s got a thummy dick! It was fatter than the roundness of this Earth!

by HeadReciever22 July 25, 2019

thimble dick

A tiny penis,similar in size to an acorn dick.

kerry king-hey tom,do you reckon matt heafy has a thimble dick?
tom araya-probably,i saw him with a microscope and some tweezers.

by R J Mccready October 19, 2008