The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.
by Sub Sandwich June 11, 2012
Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.
by EmoreX January 3, 2010
by Bunanator November 8, 2007
by hammercock August 2, 2009
by xxshuaxx April 3, 2015
What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.
Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.
Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.
Devin: Oh..ok tight.
Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.
Devin: Oh..ok tight.
by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019