dick taco

A dick taco is a real silly asshole, an absurd Dickhead. or a totally useless, incompetent asshole

That meter cop is a real dick taco; he gave me a parking ticket when I was a minute late.

by Bunanator December 1, 2007

Dick Taco

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012

Dick Taco

I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.

Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.

by EmoreX January 2, 2010

Dick taco

A dick taco

Yo that's a dick taco

by Dicktaco19 July 1, 2017

taco dick

An uncircumcised penis because it resembles the figure of a rolled up taco.

Brent had a taco dick.

by hammercock August 1, 2009

Taco Dick

When your penis is so small it looks like a vagina.

Mr. May, you got a taco dick!!

by xxshuaxx April 2, 2015

Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.

Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.

by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019