Dick Taco 

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

Dick Taco by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012

Dick Taco 

I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.

Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.

Dick Taco by EmoreX January 2, 2010

Dick taco 

A dick taco

Yo that's a dick taco

Dick taco by Dicktaco19 July 1, 2017

dick taco 

A dick taco is a real silly asshole, an absurd Dickhead. or a totally useless, incompetent asshole

That meter cop is a real dick taco; he gave me a parking ticket when I was a minute late.

dick taco by Bunanator December 1, 2007

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024