Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster
by pleblurd6969 November 26, 2015
by TheBeaterOfMeats August 08, 2017
"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.
by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 07, 2017
Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"
"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
by lone potato February 15, 2018