Dick Stroking

Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.

Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.

Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.

Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.

Dick Stroking by qw12DUIS December 29, 2013

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Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster by erectism January 11, 2008

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Stroking Dick

When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.

Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick

Stroking Dick by Wordmaker0 August 25, 2018

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im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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