dick splash 

Idiot, moron

You just ruined my best porn mag, you dicksplash!

dick splash by Anonymous August 27, 2003

dick splash 

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina

Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"

dick splash by CH256 September 12, 2014

dick splash 

n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.

"Oh!......thanks for the dick splash mate."

also

"Hey".....nice dick splash."

dick splash by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

Dick splash 

When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!

"OH FOR GOD SAKE, BRIAN. I'M COVERED IN YOUR DICK SPLASH."

Dick splash by Bloomerz September 1, 2011

Dick Splash 

a gang sign shaped like the male genitalia used to accentuate property, similar to a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.

Why did you dick splash my maths book?

Dick Splash by The White Splasher February 22, 2018

dick splash 

when a guy splashes his urine or cum (sperm/semen) over something.

"Oh Dude! My Porn Magazine covered in your dick splash"

dick splash by Dude123 September 8, 2007

Dick Splash 

The Splashing of excess liquid on a penis onto a certain individual, crowd, or object.

Windixie: Hey, I got Dick Splashed At School Today.

Dick Splash by RockManSam November 25, 2009