by Anonymous August 27, 2003
An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina
Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
by CH256 September 13, 2014
n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.
by Dick Splash March 01, 2005
by Dude123 August 30, 2007
Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.
Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.
Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.
Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.
by James Lowe October 17, 2004
by Alex and Craig March 14, 2003