3 definitions by CH256

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina
Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
by CH256 September 13, 2014
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The act of convincing a spouse or significant other to give you sexual services and if denied taking it anyway
"no, we haven't had a night alone without the kids in forever so you giving it out or we having a snuggle struggle?"
by CH256 September 12, 2014
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The act of convincing a spouse or significant other to give you sexual services and if denied taking it anyway
"no, we haven't had a night alone without the kids in forever so you giving it out or we having a snuggle struggle?"
by CH256 September 12, 2014
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