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Dick splash

When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!
"OH FOR GOD SAKE, BRIAN. I'M COVERED IN YOUR DICK SPLASH."
by Bloomerz September 1, 2011
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