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A derogatory term used to insult a Russian communist dedicated to excessive exercise.
"Dammit Greg. Stop being a fricking Jovan. You gotta come hang with us."
"That guy is such a Jovan."
by The White Splasher May 13, 2018

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a gang sign shaped like the male genitalia used to accentuate property, similar to a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.
Why did you dick splash my maths book?
by The White Splasher February 21, 2018

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Baking a quiche and then shoving it inside your significant others partner's rectum in a back and forth motion until they pass out.
"I'm gonna puneesh my math teacher so hard."
by The White Splasher October 30, 2018

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A magical spell to stop close relative chucking shit at the priest after they resurrect at their own funeral
"Oh no, Uncle Barry Stop!"
"I'll stop him.FlOOP FLOOP! "
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by The White Splasher May 22, 2019

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