dick smooch

guy that may not suck a dick, but would damn sure hold one in his mouth til' the swelling goes down.

That muthafucka just looks like a dick smooch!

by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010

Dick Smoothie

When you stick a dick in the blender and serve it up as a Strawberry Daiquiri.

Harold was so dehydrated from running the marathon I had to get him a Dick Smoothie.

by Jahnke June 22, 2017

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.

“Officer Smooth Dick”

by ShadesOn May 29, 2018

dicksmooch

Basically, a term used used against a person who likes to suck penis. Or used as a funny name to call someone.

Person 1: I am the best at everything!

Person 2: Shut up, Dicksmooch.

by Iuchar August 9, 2006